tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-486836004893344372.post7390725287381717050..comments2023-08-17T14:31:17.423+01:00Comments on Innocent Loverboy: Open all hoursInnocent Loverboyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16564876728079783376noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-486836004893344372.post-47340845118567107622011-05-19T00:29:45.714+01:002011-05-19T00:29:45.714+01:00My cat tends to meow loudly outside my door whenev...My cat tends to meow loudly outside my door whenever I start masturbating. I don't know how she does it - every single time I start, she comes to meow and wail outside my door! I swear she knows it's just annoying. And distracting.<br /><br />The worst part is, she doesn't meow because she wants anything. She just meows to distract me because she wants attention. But she couldn't choose a worse time to do so.<br /><br />The day when I masturbated with the door open, I checked she was fast asleep on the sofa downstairs before starting. Fortunately, she didn't wake up. At least... I hope not, anyway.Innocent Loverboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16564876728079783376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-486836004893344372.post-47428467316316247802011-05-18T01:54:54.282+01:002011-05-18T01:54:54.282+01:00Congratulations!
I don't like masturbating wi...Congratulations!<br /><br />I don't like masturbating with the door open, even when all alone. I wouldn't dare with a cat in the house though; one time the neighbour's cat even managed to get in the house and jump on my lap while I was masturbating?? It was distracting.Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15399030852338604859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-486836004893344372.post-22702713995165194042011-05-10T19:51:11.382+01:002011-05-10T19:51:11.382+01:00Fnar, fnar. He's a thespian so he sounds like ...Fnar, fnar. He's a thespian so he sounds like this despite being a Scot!<br /><br />[Word verification also sounds like him: "bratar"]Innocent Loverboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16564876728079783376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-486836004893344372.post-85021003106981812682011-05-10T17:28:58.675+01:002011-05-10T17:28:58.675+01:00Your impression of your dad is the funniest thing ...Your impression of your dad is the funniest thing I've read all day. Mahar!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16911606744887152262noreply@blogger.com