Friday, 10 August 2018


[It's 7am, and I've just called my girlfriend's workplace to tell them she's sick today.]

"Do you remember that time when I was late for work at my old job and...?"
"Vaguely. Remind me?"
"We had good sex. Like, really good sex."
"Oh, yes..."
"And I was late because of all the sex. I said I'd overslept."

[Lightbulb. Now I remember.]

"You could have said, 'sorry I'm late; I was underneath my boyfriend'..."
"Or, 'sorry I'm late; I was busy getting pounded'..."
"Something like that..."

Simpler times.

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