She: "So you're not American? Where do you live?" Me: "I'm in North London. I live and work here, but I've worked all over London at various points." She: "Gotcha! When I visited London, my airbnb was in South London." Me: "From what I hear, it's cheaper there. But, on a completely biased and unfair view... North London has hotter girls." I wasn't expecting her to agree. She: "Oh, I know; I kept going across the river to party!" Me: "You did...?" She: "I went to the Winter Wonderland thing and picked up so many birds. A Tower Bridge kiss was my finishing move!"
I was torn between questioning her use of the term "birds" and wondering how she knew it, considering how I don't think it's part of American English. But then again, there was one far more urgent question to be asked.
Me:"Sneaky girl! Did you get very far with any of them?" Stop it, ILB.
She: "Two of them came back to my airbnb! And I had mindblowing British-accented double-dildo lickfests with them!"