Saturday, 14 March 2015

/hint?

Today is steak-and-a-blowjob day and I am genuinely surprised that that is still a thing (if, indeed, it is or has been or ever was a thing, and not just something some guy made up somewhere for some reason).

I don't eat steak. There are alternatives, but I don't eat steak.

I don't orgasm from blowjobs. I mean, I quite like them, but I've never actually reached the peak during a blowjob, despite porn teaching us differently.

But never say never.

Apart from the steak thing. I mean, I never have eaten steak and I never will. That's an actual never.

What I'm trying to say here is...

Well, it can't hurt to try...

Right...?

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