Sunday, 19 October 2014

Soft Porn Sunday: Nataliya Joy Prieto & Jeffrey James Lippold

A while ago I mentioned the Emmanuelle Through Time series and, realistically, I spent a large portion of the summer trying to garner all seven films in the series - partially because I am a massive soft porn whore, but mostly because of Brittany Joy's tits.

After a few months of frustrated despair at not being able to find both two of the episodes (#3 and #6) and the alleged musical extravaganza that accompanies them, I got into contact with writer/director Rolfe Kanefsky, who very kindly agreed to send me copies of the missing episodes. So I now have a complete collection. Uhm, here endeth the lesson?

In any case, I've now watched everything I missed. Episode three (Sex, Chocolate & Emmanuelle) I like - lots of sex, a rollicking adventure storyline, and one of the best characters - Gwen, played by Bridgette Hudson - gets to come out of her shell a little. But, although I enjoyed it, I was more intrigued by THIS:

Drink me.
Emmanuelle in Wonderland is the aforementioned musical extravaganza - and yes, you read this correctly, it is a musical. It's an actual musical, with real songs, sung by the characters, along with the appearance of multiple favourite storybook characters, so an an added bonus, this thing ruins your childhood FOREVER. 

Yes, it is ridiculous - it's completely nonsensical, it bears no relation to the plot at all, the songs are of varying quality and there's actually very little sex for an Emmanuelle flick. And it is also completely brilliant because it is, apart from anything else, totally unique and dangerously entertaining.

And has a scene with a rapping Ron Jeremy. That one'll stay with you.

Appearance: Emmanuelle in Wonderland, aka Emmanuelle's Sex Tales (2012)
Characters: Snow White & The Huntsman (the characters, not the film with Chris Hemsworth in it)

Rolfe also informed me - and I had been wondering this - that film six in the series is a more canonical version of Wonderland, named Sex Tales. A quick viewing of Sex Tales confirms that it is indeed the same story, albeit with some of the songs removed and more sex... much more sex. This kind of tears me in two due to my affection of softcore sex and ingrained love of musical theatre - not to mention the vast knowledge I have of fantasy fiction and fairy tale lore - so, as you can imagine, I watched the whole of Wonderland perched on the edge of my chair halfway through imagination and amusement, and almost forgot to choose a scene to review.


Enter Nataliya Joy Prieto, who plays my favourite character in the series: young, ditzy actress Renee.
Gregory was always surprised at his own reflection.
In Wonderland, all the characters are exactly the same as similar to their "IRL" counterparts, and here we have her playing young, ditzy Snow White - yes, Snow White is in Wonderland; bear with me here - who, instead of being killed by the Huntsman (who here is given a name: "Gregory"), has sex with him after taking him through the Magic Mirror in the Queen's bedroom. Again, give me some time.

Unlike most of the scenes in Sex Tales, Wonderland doesn't actually skip out on this scene, although what it does show is a heavily cut-down version which might be at home in something rated 12A. I'm not a fan of cut-down softcore, but at least this film has Ron Jeremy doing a rap, which... actually, no, you'd better make up for this in other ways, movie. Sex Tales itself has the full scene, so that's what we'll be watching. Let's dive in, shall we?

She climbs on top of him the second he enters the mirror, and they tumble backwards onto a bed which just happens to be there, all accompanied by...

...Canon in D? Really?

Well, it's one way of showing off your boobs.
They start disrobing pretty quickly, actually, and after the first few bars of something I learned to play at the age of 8, they are both topless and show no signs of slowing down. In fact, they don't; two seconds later the Huntsman is naked and there's a very brief simulated blowjob from Renee. You've got to give her credit - she certainly knows how to get this party started.

The next part made me laugh out load and I genuinely had to stop writing in order to get all the laughs out. Renee pushes him back onto the bed playfully, and then jumps onto him, audibly shouting a little "yay!". It's almost as if she's going to follow with a "wheeeeeee, sex!". Love it.

On top goes Gregory and he starts eating her out, which I suppose is only fair since his job was originally to kill her, and then off go the panties. One quick flourish, a jump cut, bish bash bosh, yay sex!

"Hmmm... now what shall I have for dinner later?"

So they start with reverse cowgirl and I am immediately reminded of why I love Renee's sex scenes so much. They're full of energy and she's rocking back and forth like a pro - not too fast not too slow - with a classic look on her face that I'm very sorry not to have screencapped. She gives another audible "aah!" before falling forwards, but this doesn't stop any of the action; they just continue having sex, Renee bending forwards to hold onto Gregory's feet for balance (yes, really) while continuing to ride him. She even changes facial expressions a few times, including one where she looks like she's having a think.

Alas, poor Yorick.
At one point we transition to regular cowgirl which is mostly a shot of her breasts close up, with Gregory coming in to spoil the view by kissing them - although I suppose that's his prerogative - and, yes, then she does indeed say "yes!" - followed by, "oh, you're like a wild boar!".

I have no idea what it's like to have sex with a wild boar and I have no idea how Renee knows, but I'm not going to question her.

As the sex ramps up in terms of intensity and speed, the vocalisations start coming - not only Renee's characteristic moans (she does them in every scene), but also the comment, "so much for being pure as snow!" from Gregory. Clearly unimpressed by this joke, Renee then shuts him up by slapping her boobs in his face, and is then flipped over into missionary, at which point we see that the Huntsman is still wearing tigerskin boots - at least, that's what I think they are, or else ASDA was out of all other designs of Ugg boots - and Renee, who is also wearing shoes, starts doing the YMCA with her legs. Supple.

You probably don't care, but this is the bit which they kept in for Wonderland, as it's a close-up - and it's not a bad bit, either, with Renee starting the "oh yes!" mantra that she espouses in all her more lucid moments. A few more thrusts and we're done and there's an immediate cut back to Gregory trying to get it on with the magic mirror. Was it all a dream?

I don't care.

So, synopsis. Well, I love this series and I especially love Nataliya Joy Prieto and I really love Renee -
It's so fun to stay here.
she's a brilliant character, wonderfully written and very cheerful in her carefree, almost nihilistic, shagging. This scene - even though she's playing Snow White - is no exception whatsoever. Gregory the Huntsman, to be fair, isn't great, but he's not the real star of this scene. It's great stuff - it makes me laugh a lot (genuinely!), it's stimulating enough, and it's really well shot and lit. And Canon in D, for what it's worth, is a really great piece.

What I haven't mentioned is that, throughout, there are Tree of Life-esque cuts to various shots of tropical birds, which is confusing. But I suppose it makes a change from constant mix shots, and it's better than those of the same ilk during Emmanuelle in Space, where those shots can be a little tiring - this is just pleasant confusion.

But hey, enough of Canon in D. If you want great quality music, well, look no further than this!


Anonymous said...

I thought Jeffrey Lippold was awesome. I noticed the photos of him are photo shopped to take away his plump ass. It's actually a very bad photo shop job. Doesn't even look like a real Butt. Seems whomever wrote this is a bi jealous. He actually was the best actor in the movie, as far as his acting goes. His body was the nicest also. But then again I am a girl and have a different perspective. All I can say is shame on you for photoshopping the photos to make him look bad.

Innocent Loverboy said...

I agree with you in regard to his acting. He certainly was one of the best - although I can't really fault Brittany Joy as Emmanuelle, either.

I didn't photoshop anything, though. Every time I do these I take a few screenshots directly from the scene in question, and that's what I posted here. I don't have the relevant skills to manipulate photos!

Maybe what you're seeing is due to the camera angle, insofar as where it's pointing when I took the screenshots (both times you can see his arse from a bird's-eye view).

So I appreciate your comment, but I can also point out here that I'm in no way jealous - I even quite like my own arse, as a matter of fact!

Anonymous said...

Where can I see this scene? I love NJP and I've searching for months for this!

Innocent Loverboy said...

Hey Anon - I'm not sure; there's very little of Emmanuelle in Wonderland online. You'll find the trailer in various places, but since neither it nor the more explicit Sex Tales have been on TV, you probably won't find it anywhere.

If you're looking for any scenes starring NJP as Renee, then try doing a Google search for "Emmanuelle Through Time" - five out of the seven films are out there to download in full, although considering they can all be traced back to a handful of people, they're of varying quality.

Of course, if you really want to see this scene, you can buy a DVD from Rolfe - that's what I did...!

Anonymous said...

It seems to be the only option. You never fancied uploading it online?

Innocent Loverboy said...

I bought the DVD and ripping the whole thing to paste online is both beyond my technical capabilities and possibly illegal. I'm not sure of the particulars of the law here, but I'm uncertain about that for whatever reason.

A lot of the scenes I feature here (in fact, all the scenes I feature here) are screencapped (and in some cases downloaded) for illustrative purposes, and indeed you'll find multitudes of softcore scenes online, also for illustration purposes although that's not what people use them for...

...this scene isn't one of them.

So although I could, technically, rip from the DVD and then cut the video down to only the scene wih Renee and Gregory and paste that online, considering that I bought the DVD from the director himself, I'm not sure if that's such a good idea!

Anonymous said...

I can understand your concerns. However, from a personal point of view, I think it's a great idea. Softcore fans are dying for more NJP! ��

Anonymous said...

I'd be willing to pay you money via PayPal for you to send me this scene.

Innocent Loverboy said...

That's a very kind offer, but I don't just have the scene individually to send you. I have the whole movie, but it's on a DVD, so I can't send you that either!

I may see what I can do about this.

Anonymous said...

I've read your blog. You're smart, I'm sure you can rip the individual scene from the DVD to the laptop and send me the file. £10 on the table just for that one scene or if you're feeling kind, I may up it to include any other NJP nude scenes from the unreleased movies. ������

Innocent Loverboy said...

Well, I'll see what I can do. I guess individual scenes are okay for distribution if they're used for display purposes.

I don't know much about video editing, but I'll have a go. I do actually love this scene and NJP and more of this unreleased film does deserve to be seen.

Anonymous said...

For sure. Let me know if you manage to have any luck and we'll go from there. I won't upload it to the internet anyway, I'll just keep it for myself.

Anonymous said...

Any "joy" with this? See what I did there lol!

Innocent Loverboy said...

LOL, indeed.

I haven't had time to try, to be fair. I've also just started my annual working-away-from-home period and currently residing in Somerrrrrset, so I won't be back home (which is where my DVD drive is) for at least four weeks. Once I get back, I'll have a week off from work, so at some point then would be a good time to try.

I can't guarantee to succeed, but I'll see what I can do with getting a scene off a DVD. I'm pretty certain it's possible.

I'll try - but you'll have to be patient right now, I'm afraid!

Innocent Loverboy said...

Gah, sorry for leaving this so long. I've misplaced my Sex Tales DVD - still got Wonderland, though, which is heavily cut.

There's a new, retitled version of this film named Adventures Into The Woods, which is less in canon with the main series but is essentially a "director's cut" of the film (according to the director himself!). If you're in the US, there's a DVD release of the film through Wild Eye. Some deleted scenes in the special features section include some sexier footage from the original Sex Tales version.

There's also an international Emmanuelle Through Time box set, which I do believe you can order from Japan!