My sister moves into our house for a while soon, and so we're sorting beds and rooms out. While I am slightly concerned that things here will be a little too cramped, I am somewhat more concerned about what to do with the large collection of smut and sex toys that's accrued under our bed. While sorting it out in order to put it all in a large bag that's going to be hidden somewhere in the attic, I took a list of what we've still got (considering we've lost some of it at points, and gained more, of course).
Here's the general idea:
EROTICON FABRIC BAG:
1 x jelly wedding-ring-that's-actually-a-cock-ring
1 x Sex Toys UK inflatable thingy
5 x female vibrators
1 x set of Ben Wa balls
Velvet Lovehoney pouch containing:
5 x YES lube sachets
4 x Give Lube sachets
1 x Pasante lube sachet
13 x Pasante condoms (assorted)
7 x Pasante Halo condoms
6 x SKYN condoms
6 x Durex condoms (assorted)
2 x glow-in-the-dark sperm keyrings
1 x bottle of Durex sensilube
CARDBOARD BOX 1:
6 x Eroticon lanyards
7 x books (erotica and sex manuals)
1 x book manuscript (self-published)
2 x notebooks (unused)
1 x female G-spot vibrator
1 x PULSE male sex toy
collection of adverts, leaflets, bumph, etc.
CARDBOARD BOX 2:
1 x softcore VHS
14 x softcore DVDs
3 x hardcore DVDs
1 x Lovers' Guide DVDs
I also have a REV 1000 somewhere, but I've no idea where that is!
In any case, it filled the whole storage bag. On the plus side, there's much more room under the bed now...