Here's this week's TMI Tuesday questions. I've been thinking a lot about masturbation recently - no, seriously, I have - and so here's a dip into that world, courtesy of these questions...
1. My favourite place to masturbate is ________ ?
...in my computer chair. In front of my computer. Why? Well, because it's familiar to me. I don't need an audiovisual stimulus to get me off if my imagination's working, but I think masturbation is a lot more fun with one. Both soft porn and reading sexy words work fine for starting me off, even if I do end up completely in my own head.
Other favourite is in my bed for and/or on my girlfriend. Not that this isn't amazing. It's my "second" favourite because I haven't done it as much (so far). But I guess the first is different, because it's alone time. It's still fun with two.
2. Have you ever masturbated in public? What were the circumstances?
Does masturbating in a toilet tent at Woodcraft Camp count? In which case, I definitely have,
More to the point, not in any place where anyone could see. But I definitely have at various points had a sneaky wank in an unusual place. I've always made it secret, though, because I don't want to be caught! So... toilet tents.
3. Do you like mutual masturbation? Why?
Yes, of course I do, although I prefer masturbating for each other. Because then you can watch each other... although there's a huge amount of pleasure in making your partner come using your own hands, too.
4. When was the last time you masturbated?
Within the last 24 hours.
I once saw a comedian ask this on stage, although I'm pretty sure not everyone's answer was truthful. It was a great set, although according to the compère the comedian himself was rather unsure as he came off. "Oh my god," he said, "I just spent half an hour talking about wanking." Works for me, dude.
5. Have you ever masturbated on camera?
Sort of... see the bonus answer.
6. Do you like to watch people masturbate?
It depends who. There are a lot of videos of people masturbating on the internet, although most of the people on Chatroulette masturbating live are boys, so if you want to see girls, you'd have to go to a site like RedTube and do a bit of searching.
I like seeing people's faces while they orgasm; I'm not overly a fan of a closeup of naughty bits... and there do exist videos of such a thing, which I have both viewed and enjoyed. And I do love the sound of the female orgasm, so although watching is fun, listening is just as good too!
Bonus: Have you filmed yourself masturbating? Care to share that film via a link?
Yes - on my BlackBerry. Why? Because I was bored and I wanted to test my BlackBerry camera. And... no, you can't. Why not? Because there's no link to it. I may be open to expressing myself sexually, but putting a video of my ejaculating penis online for all and sundry isn't exactly my modus operandi.