My intention was to take a topless picture of my own body, but in the wanton scramble to remove my shirt, I realised a little too late that I'd forgotten one crucial thing... do all the buttons up on a shirt and it's impossible to lift over your head.
As you can see.
|You are likely to be eaten by a grue.|
It was pitch dark. Who knows what might have found me if I hadn't had the presence of mind to ask for a little help?