Analogy

"I feel like I was going to do something today."
"Uhm... article?"
"Done that."
"Guest post?"
"Yep."
"Own blog?"
"Yes, done that."

I cast my eyes around for a visual cue as to what else she could do. They fell upon something I bought earlier on at the chemist. It was my mother's idea.

"You could gargle with soluble aspirin. That'd help your throat."
"Hmm?"
"It's really easy."
"Yeah?"
"Just imagine I've cum in your mouth..."

She didn't stop laughing for a while.