Sunday, 22 July 2012

Soft Porn Sunday: Jennifer Behr & Robert Lee Jacobs

Jennifer Behr... I can't place her. Oh, wait, yes I can. I've seen her in a series of films called Justine, made by the same company that did the Emmanuelle films with Paul Michael Robinson in. In fact, I think he's in those as well.

Appearance: Hot Line, Series 1: "Hannah's Surprise" (1996)
Characters: Hannah & Mike

"Mike, I had this really wild dream last night."
"Yeah?"
"I was in a bar..."
"Mm-hmm?"
"...and the cock! ...tail waitress... she was kind of cute... she had long blonde hair; she was wearing one of those
really short skirts; she was standing so close to me when she was taking my order..."
"Yeah?"
"...so close I could she wasn't wearing any underwear. I ordered a screwdriver; she took out a glass of vodka on the rocks. Place it on the table in front of me. And then... she stood on the table... put half an orange between her legs... ooh! And then she's squeezing her knees together... and the juice comes pouring out into the glass! And then..."
"Huh?"
"...she takes the heel of her pump, and stirs... and stirs the drink..."
"Uh-huh?"
"...into the vodka and..."
"Uh-huh?"
"...aah, the juice was so real and I can still remember how it tasted! Oh! Oh! Ooh. Ah."

[Pause.]
"That was the best damn screwdriver I ever had."

All while having sex on a messy bed. As the camera slowly rotates, we see more and more of their bodies as the pace of the sex - which is entirely in the missionary position - stays constant, Mike (Jacobs) never going any quicker or slower than when he starts (you don't see it explicitly, as only their torsos are in view at the start, but penetration clearly happens when Hannah says "cock!" - deliberate? Probably.). Even the music doesn't change much - it's kind of sleazy, lots of drums and jazzy brass, but that fits the tone of this scene. It, too, stays constant.

What isn't constant is the acting. Okay, maybe the acting is constant, but the reaction of the characters isn't. This
is a nigh on complete sexual experience, although the scene does start with naked kisses, so we don't know how much foreplay there's been. But Hannah (Behr) is clearly sleepy, and from the dialogue we can see she's remembering a dream, so either she's written it down (like I do with mine - I'm still having dreams about my cousin's wedding; last night's even involved Adam Kay!) or she's just woken up. It looks like sleepy morning sex to me. In any case, what's happening is an increase in enjoyment, from penetration to enjoyment to orgasm.

Very obvious orgasm, of course, as the dialogue shows. Although there are more "uh-huh"s from Mike than I cared to transcribe, but in the final throes of passion we get to see, they turn from inquisitive to lusty, like a more masculine version of the female moans we often get in these scenes. What Hannah's saying isn't really what's important either - although it's a borderline lesbian fantasy, a nicely-thought-out one from the writers - it's the fact that she keeps talking throughout the entire scene, with a few very short pauses to take a gasp of breath or to kiss Mike.

The final pun makes me smile. It's not funny, so it doesn't elicit a laugh. But I'm smiling because I've just seen a couple enjoy good sex. And who wouldn't crack a small smile, at least, at that concept?

3 comments:

Cath said...

I like how you write about sex. Even fake sex that possibly involved duct tape.

Innocent Loverboy said...

I'm not really convinced that soft porn still used duct tape. I think skin-coloured latex is more the material of choice right now.

I still need to watch soft porn being filmed so I can actually see what happens.

Cath said...

and then we can make soft porn at last? or will you just write about it a bit more? :p