I just saw this on Facebook.
My name is the ancient Greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is believed that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men possessing this name are also well-endowed.
This kid is about ten years old. I don't know what I'm more surprised by - it's either the fact that he's saying this stuff or that he knows what "well-endowed" means. What's more, he can spell it. I didn't know what "well-endowed" meant at the age of ten.
Mind you, I probably had a pretty sheltered childhood. My surname is a rough approximation of "virgin", so that kind of fits.