Tuesday, 8 May 2012

TMI Tuesday: Masturbaaaaaation!

Playing TMI Tuesday once again for want of something to write. Today, it's about that strangest of practices: masturbation. (Okay... maybe it's not that strange. I write about it enough in this blog anyway.) So! Read along while I play, why don't you?

Although I'm not going to play in that way. I'm not sure the girls in the office right now would appreciate it, although I'd do (almost) anything to avoid the banal conversation about nutrition that they've been having for aan hour and a half. If I hear "babes" one more time...

1. How often do you masturbate?

Pretty much every day. Is that bad? I'm not sure. It's been less so since I started working full-time again, but I always seem to be able to find the time to do so. It takes me a while to finish, so I don't always go all the way... but I certainly start!

2. What are you doing to celebrate Masturbation Month?

Nothing specific. Telling anyone who'll listen that it's Masturbation Month is enough. They never seem to believe me, so i find that at least a little amusing...

3. Do you like to watch your partner masturbate?
a. Yes, it turns me on.
b. Sometimes, because it gets my partner very aroused.
c. Not really, it’s boring.
d. No, it’s a turn off.
e. I’ve never experienced it but I’d like to.

Of course, why not? I can see why some people might not like this - their partner getting pleasure from something that isn't direct stimulation from them - but with my well-documented love for soft porn, trawling of sex blogs and overactive imagination, I'm hardly one to judge. Plus, this genuinely does turn me on.

4. Do you let your partner watch you masturbate?
a. Yes, it turns me on to be watched.
b. Sometimes, because it gets my partner very aroused.
c. No, it’s embarrassing.
d. I’ve never experienced it but I’d like to.

Not much more to say about this. And if I finish, I get licked as well. So, yeah.

5. Mutual masturbation? Yay or Nay?

Yeah, why not? I'm not sure it'd bring me to orgasm, but it'd certainly feel nice. And I like to give, so I'd certainly go to town on that!

6. If you had an all-expenses-paid trip to San Francisco to attend Masturbate-a-thon 2012 would you go and masturbate? Why or why not?

Uhm... probably not. I wouldn't do it in front of a load of strangers... my limit's there!... and I probably couldn't attend anyway. What'd I tell my boss I was going to do?!


Rory said...

I think if someone can't handle their partner getting pleasure from *anything* that isn't direct stimulation from them, they have bigger problems than simply 'not liking it'. Jut my opinion of course.

And *gasp*, you skipped the bonus question. Bad ILB, bad!

Innocent Loverboy said...

Heh... I didn't even notice that there was a bonus question! Sneaky work blogging: can't keep a window open for too long!

BiLikesSciFi said...

Tell your boss you're sightseeing?

Innocent Loverboy said...

@BLSF: Fantastic idea! You are a genius.

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