Tuesday, 6 March 2012

TMI Tuesday: The Past

Wow, this week's TMI Tuesday is a weird one. I can't even begin to explain how they put it together, so for links and explanations and stuff, you may as well attempt to understand via the official blog!

Have you ever shared sleeping accommodations with someone of the opposite sex without anything steamy happening?

Yeah - loads of times. I've shared beds with people of the opposite sex (including my sister, but that doesn't count) without anything, ahem, "steamy" happening. Keeping my hands to myself is one thing, but there's a difference between a light touch and full-on MASSIVE SEXUAL CONTACT.
I am, incidentally, capable of sharing a bed with someone without touching them. It just rarely happens. If they don't mind me cuddling them, though, I will cuddle them. But I'm assuming that if I'm sharing a bed with someone, we'd be close enough to cuddle anyway.

When it comes to swinging or partner swapping, which would excite you more, watching or being watched?

Neither, but if I had to choose, I'd say being watched, as I'm pretty sure watching my partner in sexual contact with someone else would damage me irreparably.

Would you vote for a candidate caught in a sex scandal?

Yes. If I agreed with their politics, sure. What happens in their private life shouldn't affect their ability to do their job, and if they're the best candidate for said job, I would vote for them. That's how democracy works.

Do you masturbate to porn, and if so, what is your favourite genre?

Yes. And you should know this one, unless you count that as a totally different type of film. But if you're only talking hardcore, then I'll masturbate to something with a genuine female orgasm in it. Because that's what gets me going. But anything which is just a close-up of a cock moving back and forth, I'll turn off before it turns me off.

What are three mistakes someone could make on the first date with you that would automatically make you turn down a second date with them?

1. Mention enjoying something that involves anything which I'm against morally, like hunting, fishing or mass genocide.
2. Try to feed me meat or force me to drink alcohol, or order either of those for me.
3. Hit me hard and then walk off in a storm without any explanation.

This was really hard to answer, as I couldn't think of many realistic answers! I'm not the sort of person who turns people down! I'm more for forgiveness, redemption, resolution, and making things work! However, each of these three examples are things that have been done to me by girls in the past who I've continued to date, so I guess I'm shooting myself in the foot with this answer...

Bonus: Is your sex drive in park, neutral or over-drive? Explain!

Neutral. I'm not sexually active right now because I'm not with my clhg and don't know when I'll see her again, but I'm still getting turned on - often in the mornings before I get out of bed (and I don't mean morning wood; I mean genuine dirty thoughts). But I'm not as horny as I thought I'd be at this point. I guess I'm quite ill at the moment and that doesn't help.


Rory said...

Come on now, I'm sure you didn't date a girl who enjoyed mass genocide =P

Innocent Loverboy said...

That's true. But I didn't specify that one. It'd be worse, though.

[Word verification: "tank", appropriately]

Catharine said...

Your standards are too low...