Tall, dark, awkward, geeky, nervous, dreamy, and your secret crush.
Nonsense, you've totally got The Green Sash. (Yes, it does deserve its own capitals)
True. But that's not really a sex toy. It's part of a Robin Hood costume...
You're going to have to explain to me how the one on the left works...LP x(agrees with BS - pervertibles!!)
I don't know, do I?! Ahem. The one on the left is also a cock ring. It's just a different shape and much, much less comfortable.
I also didn't know what it was. It looks like a headdress for an ancient Egyptian ruler. (People were small in the olden days).I like how me and LP are totally innocent. You are a pervy loverboy.
I'm hardly a perv. I got all this stuff for free!
that makes it more pervy
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