Tuesday, 20 September 2011

TMI Tuesday: Decisions

These questions are quite ominous. Don't make me choose in complicated decisions! I'm just too opinionated for this sort of thing...

1. You encounter a good-looking, lost, and frantic tourist looking for the airport. You:

A) Shrug your shoulders, feigning ignorance.
B) Find the shortest route on your smartphone and get him/her a cab.
C) Direct him/her to the nearest bus stop.
D) Get your car, pick up his/her luggage and speed to the airport.

(This one isn't strictly true, as I don't have a car. But it's the sort of thing I would do. I found a lost old lady once and took her to the bus stop, got on the bus with her, and guided her all the way to her destination.)

2. You’re taking a vacation alone. Your destination:
A) Beach resort — I just want to relax and de-stress.
B) A group tour — I don’t want to worry about the details.
C) Wherever the dart lands on the map.
D) Every country with a hostel — my backpack is my home.

(This is a tie between A, C and D because I like to de-stress, although I'm not too keen on beaches, I like to be interesting and unusual with my holidays, and I like to travel! So yes, a tie!)

3. Blackout! You can’t watch TV, so you light some candles and:
A) Dig up some batteries and listen to the radio.
B) Invite the neighbours, light a fire and sing camping songs all night.
C) Find a friend and play games that don’t require electricity. . . Like chess.
D) Drive to the next town — oh sweet Wi-Fi, I’ve found you!

(Except not my neighbours. My friends. We are The Woodcraft Folk... Plus, I don't watch much TV anyway. It'd be my computer that's the problem.)

4. The man/woman of your dreams has finally proposed. The relationship is perfect, they are everything you’ve ever dreamed of and ever wanted. They are also a multi-millionaire and want you to sign a prenuptial agreement. Which would you do?
A) Sign it
B) Just not get married

(I'm adding my own option C to this - depends what the pre-nuptial agreement stipulates!)

5. If you were going to marry an inanimate object, what would you marry?
Probably a bass guitar. It's the sexiest musical instrument I can think of. And yes, my brain immediately listed musical instruments when it saw "inanimate objects". At least I didn't say a sex toy.

Bonus: You’ve just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?
Action figures based on things from my youth that I think should have had action figures, but didn't. If anyone can give me a valid reason why there weren't Knightmare action figures I'll be very surprised.


Catharine said...

Would you make the bass guitar sign a pre-nup?

Innocent Loverboy said...

Nope. Anything finalised prior to marriage would be a solo decision.

Innocent Loverboy said...

Of course not. Trust is a key point in marriage.

Innocent Loverboy said...

I'd just let them go by their base instinct.

Innocent Loverboy said...

I wouldn't want that many strings attached.

Innocent Loverboy said...

I wouldn't need a pre-nup if I'm the one they've picked to marry.

Catharine said...

you are amazing.

my word verification is tramp.

barenakedlady said...

+10 BNL points for awesome.

I just wonder, can you do an entire conversation talking only in puns?

Oh, and my word verification is sksetio, which I realise is not a word, but I thought it was fun so I posted it anyway...

Catharine said...

He can, I can't. :(