Her: "Why did our parents hide this?"
Me: "Why did they hide what?"
Her: "This. This mug."
Me: "No idea. It's got the word fuck on it, maybe that's why."
Her: "But it's the truth! Go green... fuck a vegetarian! It's intrinsic truth!"
Me: "You and I both know vegetarians are better in bed, right?"
Me: "Although now I come to think of it, I don't know if I've ever slept with a vegetarian, despite being one myself."
Her: "I don't know. I'll count."
Me: "Let me know when you're done counting."
*five minutes later*
Her: "I've thought through nine, none yet. Ten more to go though."
Her: "Hang on, I'll go and get my list."
I'm pleased to report she's no longer with a married man, however.