Saturday, 14 May 2011

Reasons to be cheerful

At the end of the day, when I undress, I wait until everything else is off, and then step out of my pants with one leg. I then kick the other leg violently, so my pants fly upwards in an arc. I catch them, and immediately whirl them around in the air speedily, before slam-dunking them into the laundry basket.

Small pleasures keep me happy.

5 comments:

wife10yearsin said...

That might be the cutest thing I've ever heard. :)

(New to your blog, looking forward to reading some of your older stuff to know you better.)

Scarlet said...

I can totally picture you doing that ;)

Innocent Loverboy said...

@w10yi: I do "cute" well. Thanks for reading and hope you stick around.

@Scarlet: Glad you can! I'm about to take a shower actually, so I'll do it now!

wife10yearsin said...

Well, I should clarify. By cute, I mean that if my husband did that, we'd probably have a seriously awesome fuck immediately following. It's super sexy when he makes me laugh.
Just in case you thought I was being patronizing when I said it was cute.

Innocent Loverboy said...

Nope, it takes a lot for me to feel patronised! I quite like being called cute. Even though I'm not at first glance, it's been said a few times!

Innocent, remember?