Saturday, 19 February 2011

Homeland Security

I've been asked to sign this:

We, the undersigned, can attest to the fact that [my hairy friend] and [his American girlfriend] are in a committed relationship. We can further attest that we have met personally several times; we witnessed this last in January of 2011.

They're getting married.



Aarron said...

Something about immigration laws or citizenship?

Innocent Loverboy said...

Something like that. He can't get a visa unless we prove that they are in a relationship, since he is not an American citizen and she is.