Tuesday, 18 January 2011

Quick Thinking 101

*rrrrring...*

"Ahoy, hoy?"

*long pause*

"Hello....?"
"Hello, is that Mister... XXXXXX?"
"Well, it's one of them."
[Indian accent] "Hello, Mr XXXXXX, my name is Sam, and I am calling from Computer Consultancy Limited. We are doing a scan of the area, and we have noticed lots of malignant files on your computer and we would like to know if we can help to remove them."

*pause*

"Uh, well, actually I am an IT consultant, and I don't think there's anything wrong with my computer."
"You are an IT person?"
"Yes."

*click - whirrrrr.....*

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