Don't tell Mum this.
Tell her what?
You know I mentioned that I write a second blog?
Well, I mention sex in it.
You're over eighteen, of course you're allowed to mention sex. You mention it in your LiveJournal.
Well, yes, but this is a blog about... relationships. Love and relationships. You know, and occasionally I mention sex. I mean, it's not about sex, it's not a sex blog [I am a liar!], but I enjoy writing about relationships. And love, and occasionally sex. I mean, that's okay, isn't it? It's just that... hundreds of people read this blog every week [true; the Blogger stats page says so], but it's anonymous because I don't want people to know who I am if it's my personal thoughts about relationships and romance.
And sex. But it's not about sex, it just crops up.
It's just that... well... Mum keeps saying that I'm not writing, but I am. I write a lot.
I'm not sure I should have said all that. I may have covered it up well, though. Plus, he's 61. Maybe he'll forget about it soon.