Sunday, 10 October 2010

*rubs hands*

I am letting my girlfriend go to Liverpool for a week.

Well, no, that's a lie. She's going to Liverpool, I have no say in the matter, and why should I? I'm not 'letting' her go. She's just... going.

That's a very, very long way away.

Of course, this is very distressing. And while she is away, I am going to be very good.

I am not going to run amok and cause a general ruckus. This is something I will not do.

Just watch me... I am going to be very, very good.

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