I am letting my girlfriend go to Liverpool for a week.
Well, no, that's a lie. She's going to Liverpool, I have no say in the matter, and why should I? I'm not 'letting' her go. She's just... going.
That's a very, very long way away.
Of course, this is very distressing. And while she is away, I am going to be very good.
I am not going to run amok and cause a general ruckus. This is something I will not do.
Just watch me... I am going to be very, very good.