Monday, 4 October 2010

I'm good with keeping secret identities...

My new CV is designed to make me sound a bit like Superman. On it, I am claiming my new diploma alongside my old degree. Plus a large selection of experience and skills that make me a lot cooler than I actually am. Plus heat vision, flight, superstrength, speed and the American spirit enhanced by a yellow sun. You know, because that sounds very impressive.

Plus, it also allows me to make the following joke, should any employers ask it:

"You're unemployed?"
"Are you claiming JSA?"
"Superman's not in the Justice Society of America; he's in the Justice League, which is an entirely different organisation."

Because that'll get me hired, for sure.

Thought I'd share that with you all.


Mister M said...

Put on it that you're a sex blogger too - they won't believe their luck!

Innocent Loverboy said...

May well do! :p