"I love you."
"I love you too."
"I love you, all the loves, 100%."
"How could I get you to love me more?"
"You couldn't, I love you completely."
"If I swept you off your feet, took you to Paris, popped down onto my knees and handed you a rock as big as the Ritz, would that make you love me more?"
"No, that would be just maintaining the status quo."
"Of course, if you want to take me to Paris..."