Sunday, 15 August 2010

I Have Never...

- had sex in a moving vehicle
- had sex in the shower
- achieved orgasm from being on the receiving end of oral sex
- masturbated in a public place (really public)
- had a crush on, sex with, or kissed, a member of the same sex

Everything else, I appear to have done.

Note to self: never, ever suggest that you play the same drinking game at your sister's birthday parties again.

7 comments:

Tom Allen said...

Hah - my sister is a born-again fundie. She doesn't even *think* about those kinds of games. Most of my family really would *not* want to know how I answer those questions.

Innocent Loverboy said...

My sister's done more than me, and she's just turning 21 (tomorrow). So if she ever had her own renaissance, she'd have a lot of sins to absolve - all of which I found out about yesterday!

Scarlet said...

Hmmm... Interesting list. Maybe we should turn this into a chain posty type of thing ;)

lacestockings said...

I highly recommend sex in a shower! Instant cleanliness!

Innocent Loverboy said...

Scarlet - It would work as a meme, maybe - but you'd need a list of things to never have done. And with sex, there'll never be an exhaustive list!

Lady-P: I've showered multiple times *with* other people, but never *in* the shower. Unless on the bathroom floor counts...

ladypandorah said...

*gasp*

ILB. I am sure you didn't mean to mix up myself with the fabulous Lace Stockings!!

Shame on you!

LP x

Innocent Loverboy said...

Twice shame on me, twice twice shame.

(I've no idea what that means.)