Monday, 5 July 2010

Stuff I learned yesterday...

  • Katy Perry didn't have sex with Russell Brand on their first date.
  • Someone once had sex with somebody who may or may not have been a Russian spy, but she has tits so that's okay.
  • One in an inordinately large amount of women suffers from hypersexuality, and this is an illness.
  • The News Of The World is shit.

7 comments:

vanillaedge said...

See, that's why you've got to stop reading it, and read News of the Weird, instead.

Innocent Loverboy said...

Fear not, Tom. I don't genuinely read it. It was just lying around in the staff room and I was curious.

But now you've given me something new to read, so I'll make some coffee and sit here reading for a while. Cheers!

confessionsofanymphet said...

It's wrong to assume that women who like sex suffer from hypersexuality...I, for one, enjoy every minute of it! Not that I think it's a disease or anything.

And I have a friend who claimes to have slept with Russell at one of his Sydney shows last year- the one I didn't go to, dammit!

J. Alfred Prufrock said...

'It's wrong to assume that women who like sex suffer from hypersexuality'

Right, because that is what he typed.

Innocent Loverboy said...

JAP, I don't think COAN was assuming that is what I typed. I think she was disagreeing with what the News of the World says. Or just making a statement - she's free to do so, after all!

But you're right too, that isn't what I typed. WE'RE ALL RIGHT!

J. Alfred Prufrock said...

Haha!

(Yeah was a little drunk, apologies)

Can 'Jap' be like a thing for me?
Say Hai.

Innocent Loverboy said...

はい!