Monday, 5 July 2010

Stuff I learned yesterday...

  • Katy Perry didn't have sex with Russell Brand on their first date.
  • Someone once had sex with somebody who may or may not have been a Russian spy, but she has tits so that's okay.
  • One in an inordinately large amount of women suffers from hypersexuality, and this is an illness.
  • The News Of The World is shit.


Anonymous said...

See, that's why you've got to stop reading it, and read News of the Weird, instead.

Innocent Loverboy said...

Fear not, Tom. I don't genuinely read it. It was just lying around in the staff room and I was curious.

But now you've given me something new to read, so I'll make some coffee and sit here reading for a while. Cheers!

Anonymous said...

It's wrong to assume that women who like sex suffer from hypersexuality...I, for one, enjoy every minute of it! Not that I think it's a disease or anything.

And I have a friend who claimes to have slept with Russell at one of his Sydney shows last year- the one I didn't go to, dammit!

J. Alfred Prufrock said...

'It's wrong to assume that women who like sex suffer from hypersexuality'

Right, because that is what he typed.

Innocent Loverboy said...

JAP, I don't think COAN was assuming that is what I typed. I think she was disagreeing with what the News of the World says. Or just making a statement - she's free to do so, after all!

But you're right too, that isn't what I typed. WE'RE ALL RIGHT!

J. Alfred Prufrock said...


(Yeah was a little drunk, apologies)

Can 'Jap' be like a thing for me?
Say Hai.

Innocent Loverboy said...