"Could you do me a favour?"
"Sure, what is it?"
"Could you buy me some tampons?"
Ack! I don't even know what those things are for! But I guess buying them wouldn't be too bad...
I'd better think of something to say, quickly...
"Uh... what brand?"
"Oh... Lil-lets. I always buy Lil-lets."
"Okay, what size?"
Fuck! Do they even come in sizes? They're not condoms! I've made a terrible mistake.
"Right. Yeah, that's no problem."
Well, that was easy.
Almost too easy...