Friday, 7 August 2009

Spam, spam, spam, spam...

I got some delightful spam today:

Men with large instruments don't have to go down on girls.

A lot of men resort to going down on women as that is the only way of satisfaction they could offer to desperate lovers. Thanks to new technologies every man has a chance now to please his lady with his enlarged stick.

Hmmm. So... is this trying to make me buy their product or not? Can't I do both? I both go down on ladies and penetrate them anyway, so do I both buy and not buy their product? Either way I win, surely?

Help, my brain is melting!

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