Friday, 10 April 2009

The Truth

H: "I'm inactive at the moment. I have been for some time."
ILB: "Well, you've been active in the past, and period of inactivity happen; I should know. And they end."
H: "True, but I'm totally inactive."
ILB: "You can't be totally inactive. Are you self-pleasuring?"
H: "I'm a human being in my 20s and I'm single. Do the maths."
ILB: "I never was much good at maths, but that doesn't take a genius to work it out."

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