You know what? I get paid a measly £6K a year, considering I work 12 hours a day, because I'm not actually qualified yet.
You know what? I don't drink, smoke or do drugs, so I have no major vices, except the internet and sex.
You know what? I only recently remembered that I have subscriptions to sites which let you download sex scenes from late-night softcore movies you'll get on Channel 5 and Cinemax.
You know what? I don't really need to be subscribed to such sites any more... so I cancelled all my memberships.
You know what I did with the money I saved? I booked a holiday for next Valentine's.
You know what? I'm a lot happier now.