Thursday, 1 May 2008

Sex and Shopping

I don't know what's more amusing about buying condoms: that they come up as "chemist goods" on the bill, the heading "family planning" that they come under in the shop, or the fact that the counter girl asked me what wanted them for.


Anonymous said...

ILB? Buying condoms?

Does this mean you've got lady-seeing plans?!

I do hope so. And I do hope they are more fruitful than your previous exploits.

Maybe the counter girl was worried you'd try to stick them over your head and inflate them. Or use them as water bombs. Or other Asbo inducing behaviour.

Innocent Loverboy said...

Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies, Lady!

I'm not particularly keen on getting an ASBO, however.

Anonymous said...

Enjoy your weekend, wink wink! Looking forward to hearing all about it. Older Woman x