Thursday, 7 February 2008

Advert

Long, well-formed legs, reaching out to the plains of Babylon, spreading wide open tempting you inside...
Glistening wet pussy, dripping juices, looking tempting and juicy...
Succulent wet lips, tasting of heaven - unadulterated bliss as you run your tongue along them...
Moist, yet stiff, clitoris, the perfect compliment to your ecstatic experience...
Thick, meaty penis, pulsing with temptation, sliding into the soft folds with a casual, yet needy, ease, eliciting a sigh of raw, lustful contentment...
Spreading white cum from both boy and girl, a juice which is everywhere, gleaming in the light, adding its own special scent to the spread...

This is not just porn.
This is M&S porn.

3 comments:

blacksilk said...

Hahaha, brilliant! :D

(Also, parody and the word 'meaty' aside, rather sexy)

ladypandorah said...

I really hate the M&S adverts just for the fact they're basically sex disguised as cooking. So Huzzah for a pastiche that actually gets to the point of the sultry lady's dulcet tones!

'reaching out to the plains of Babylon' Love it!

The Oxford Seamstress said...

Damn you, that made me laugh so hard I scared the cat.