Friday, 21 December 2007

In The Beginning...

Welcome to my sex blog. This is a rather risky (and/or risqué) thing to do, and I'm unsure exactly how I'll go about introducing myself, so I'll do it in a FAQ style.

Who are you?
Telling you who I really am is not really the point of this blog! I'll call myself Innocent Loverboy, or perhaps ILB for short. I know it sounds cheesy, but that's kind of deliberate.

Age / Sex / Location?
22 years old / Male / London.

What's this blog for?
This is a sex blog. I created it to write about sex and my feelings towards sex.

Why did you create it?
There are a number of reasons. The main one is that I have a lot to say about sex and sexual habits, and I'd probably feel more comfortable talking about them anonymously than in a personal manner. I do have a personal journal, but I'm not linking it to here! I'm going to attempt to remain anonymous beyond being called ILB!
I suppose this is somewhat different from other sex blogs. There are lots of sex blogs to be read, and the most popular ones by far are by women. Of course, not all of them are by women, but the most 'commercially' successful have been, of course, Abby Lee's Girl with a One-Track Mind and Belle de Jour's Diary of a London Call Girl - both of which I would recommend.
This one is written by a boy - and a different kind of boy, truth be told.

What makes you so different?
There are, again, a number of reasons for this:
(i) I place much more value on love then sex. I'm not saying that other people don't (by all accounts, other people should), but to me, love is vital - sex is just a side-effect. I can both merge and separate the two very quickly. I also fall in love very easily. However, I rarely (if ever) have sexual fantasies about people I am in love with. It tends to spoil it.
(ii) Despite being (and I have been told this, so I'm not boasting) an incredibly attractive boy, with good looks and natural charm, I have an abysmal success rate. My musings on sex are based mostly around masturbation. I masturbate a lot (perhaps not as much as Alison Angel... but a lot), and perhaps I'll write just after orgasm, as that's when I'll be most thoughtful!
(iii) I like softcore erotica. I don't like hardcore porn nearly as much.
(iv) I'm genuine and honest. I don't smoke, drink, do drugs or even eat meat. And it's not all a facade, that's just who I am.
(v) I'm incredibly shy to ask people out. In fact, I don't ask people out. I have such a morbid fear of rejection that I don't even try. Otherwise, I'm quite an outgoing person.
Basically, I'm not your typical 'lad'. Not trying to stereotype boys, of course, but the unfair image that has been applied to them definitely doesn't apply to me. I don't even like sports of any kind! In real life, the idea that 'boys only want one thing' isn't true. In fact, in many cases they can be much more romantic than girls! I'd keep that in mind while reading my blog.

Why are you using Blogger?
A lot of sex journals are written in Blogger. There are better blog services out there, such as LiveJournal. However, places like LJ are much more personal-based and it may not be very prudent to start a blog there if I wish to remain anonymous! Also, quality of blog service doesn't equal quality of blog! There are sex blogs on LJ that are truly atrocious!

How many people have you had sex with? / When did you last have sex? / How often do you have sex?
I have had sex with three people:
- One long-term girlfriend (we lasted a year and a half).
- One close friend (a few times).
- One "lover" (a brief sexual relationship).
I am now single. I've been single for a few years. I can't find anyone who's willing to go out with me (or even have sex with me). At the time of writing, the last time I had sex was approximately a year ago.

Why did you break up with your girlfriend?
My one and only relationship so far ended because she was sleeping with other people. Continuously. I was very forgiving and put up with a lot throughout our relationship - probably too much. In the end, she decided she liked her fuckbuddy more than me, and asked him out. She dated him for two weeks while simultaneously being in a relationship with me. Then, and only then, did she deign it reasonable to tell me she was leaving me.
The moronic thing about this whole scenario was that, being of high intellect, I had worked it out days before she said anything to me. I just didn't do anything about it. I told myself that if I'd been a better boyfriend, it wouldn't have happened. Months later (months which included being taken to hospital on Christmas Day for attempted suicide), I realised that I hadn't done anything wrong - it wasn't my fault. And yet for some reason I still felt guilty.
The girl in question was dumped by her new boyfriend a couple of weeks later. She asked for me back, and I refused.

Can I talk to you? / Will you go out with me? / Will you sleep with me?
Okay, those last two questions just aren't going to be asked, are they? Buf if you're 18 to 30 and female, chances are I'd say yes to either of those!
Anyway, if you want to talk to me, feel free to make liberal use of the comment feature on this blog or e-mail me - I'm a nice person, really!
If I'm bothering you, tell me and I'll stop.

What do you look like?
I'm reasonably tall for my age. I'd describe myself as 'average build' even though I do have a slightly large stomach (although apparently I'm the only one who sees it as being large, everyone else says it's fine!). I have medium-length black hair, and sparkly blue eyes (my eyes are the only feature about my physical appearance I'm totally happy with).

OK, well, that's enough for now. I'll try to write in this blog as much as I can, as long as it doesn't interrupt my pretty much non-active social life! And if it's fun, mission accomplished. If I manage to get a lot of sexual issues out into the open, plus one point. If people read this, plus two points. If it gets me laid... er... is there a number bigger than a googolplex?

6 comments:

blacksilk said...

It's nice to see more sex blogs being written by men, so I applaud heartily! We need more bloggers like you :)

I shall add you to my RSS feed, and I'm just off to link to your site on my blog :)

Innocent Loverboy said...

Sweet. Thanks.

20 sumthing and single said...

"I am now single. I've been single for a few years. I can't find anyone who's willing to go out with me (or even have sex with me). At the time of writing, the last time I had sex was approximately a year ago."

Hey ILB, can totally relate to how you're feeling, my blog is exactltly the same from a female point of view!

tried to send you an email, but ur link doesn't seem to be working. Comment me back if you want my email.

Love your blog and will be adding it to my favourite blogs I read!
Keep it up!

20sumthingandsingle

Innocent Loverboy said...

20S&S / Single Student:
My e-mail isn't hard to find, so if you want to e-mail me, you need to remove the [at] and replace it with an @...

tim2timmers@[removethisbit]yahoo.co.uk

I've got this habit of putting a different spam reference every time I write my address on the sex blogosphere. Man, I'm such a geek.

TeacherinHeels said...

So .... I just discovered you through Scarlet ... damn I am too old to have sex with you! Shucks! Look forward to reading more. xoxo

Innocent Loverboy said...

Cool beans. You're also too far away to have sex with me. :p

I've actually been reading your blog for a bit. I need to keep my links up to date, really.