ILB, however, still hasn't written about Veronica 2030, so we should probably sort that out.
Appearance: Veronica 2030 (1999)
Characters: Veronica & Camilla
It's standard practice (or it should be - ahem...) that, if I like enough scenes from a softcore flick, Ill end up buying it. For whatever reason, Veronica 2030 has escaped that fate, for reasons that are unclear to even me. I certainly like what I've seen, and for what it is, I even like the ridiculous plot; I just keep forgetting about it. Maybe one day I'll seek out a DVD. That probably won't be today.
Anyway, the year is 2030. Scientists Felix (E.R. Wolf - although, since he's called Felix, shouldn't he be E.R. Cat?) and Maxine (Stephanee LaFleur - yes, that's two Es in "Stephanee") have done the completely ethical and not at all questionable act of creating a fully functional, sentient female pleasure android (with whom Felix duly has sex, FOR SCIENCE!) named Veronica (Julia Ann). This all goes wrong, of course, and Veronica is thrown back into corporate 1999, where she gets embroiled in the world of business and where did the sci-fi element go?
Effectively, it's "what if RealDolls, but too much - also, Alan Sugar?". You are testing my patience, Surrender.
While the scientists twat about a bit deciding what to do, Veronica spends her time having all the sex with the corporate entities who want to use her to sell their products, and one such entity is Camila Likenthrow, played by Nikki Fritz.
And you can probably make up the rest yourself.
As sex scenes go, this one is relatively long - 03:27 - but, for a lot of that, not much happens. Most of
|"I'd like to talk to you about time-share..."|
Cynical ILB would suspect that this sex scene was written somewhat genderblind, which would make sense, were this a production by Pink & White or something, but it's Surrender in 1999, so that probably isn't the case. There's a lot of fairly non-gender-specific stuff in the first half, anyway - touching, kisses, rubbing and nudity. The fact that it's two beautiful women doesn't seem to matter too much; anyone could do this (not that I mind!).
|Lions in the wild.|
At 02:12, there is a curious thing that I've never seen elsewhere in any sort of porn. Nikki Fritz has long, beautiful, silky dark hair, and Camilla spends a few seconds brushing it over Veronica's body - which is both adequate use of hair and sensation play (I assume). You would think it doesn't add much, but it's unique, and clever - unlike the following oral sex up against a bedpost, which is neither unique nor clever. Not to say that it isn't hot, because it is.
|Help! They've put Cousin It in soft porn!|
In fact, pretty much all of this is well-thought-out. There's a big squashy bed with lovely blue sheets
|Hup, two, three, four!|
And Nikki Fritz. She's stunning.
That's one more to cross off my list. Right, I had better be quick in wrapping this post up, because I think I can hear the Larry Stylinson fanatics coming across the disputed border on which I live, and here in 2030, writing blog posts is strictly forbi #ERROR# #ERROR# #ERROR# #ERROR# #ERROR# #ERROR# #ERROR# #ERROR# #ERROR# #ERROR#